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- read the news
- leave your childhood traumas behind
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- how to knit
- how to stop biting your nails
- how to stop procrastinating
- how to stop skipping breakfast
- how to stop micromanaging
- how to stop avoiding asking for help
- how to stop swearing constantly
- how to stop being a pushover
- learn another language
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- learn how to embroider
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What Your Sun Sign Says About You
- Aries: Aries people are all athletes. They are all egomaniacs and are the best at everything. They have naturally loud voices and by that I mean your outside voice is their inside voice. They have jawlines so sharp they can cut you. All Aries have road rage and are male.
- Taurus: All Taurus people are slow and live on farms. They love anything that has to do with plants, animals, and nature. They also love security which they often find in a Snickers bar. Taurus people make great chefs if you can keep them from eating the batter. They are very stubborn. You can lead a Taurus to water, but you can't make it drink.
- Gemini: Gemini people talk 1,000 miles a minute. They are always hyped up on caffeine and when they're not, they still act as if they are. They never sleep. Gemini people have an account on every social media site. They may not have invented the internet, but they sure as hell popularized it.
- Cancer: Cancers are very loving and protective. Until you cross them. Then they go Rambo. They are moody and manipulative. Cancers will try to charm you into doing things and when you don't comply, they lose it. They especially hate it when people who they love backstab them. If a Cancer thinks you betrayed them, I wouldn't recommend eating anything they cook because it's probably laced with rat poison. Cancers live in their bed, usually surrounded by tons of blankets and pillows with Netflix on and snacking on a box of chocolate. All female Cancers are moms and all male Cancers are mama's boys.
- Leo: Leos are the most fabulous people you'll ever meet. They wear only the best brands and have terrific fashion sense. Their hair is their prized possession (along with their Gucci handbag, of course). Leo people are extremely dramatic and love having the spotlight on them. Leo people live on a stage and are the type of people to tweet extremely personal things ("Just went to the bathroom #SWAG"). All Leos are blonde.
- Virgo: Virgos are the neat freaks of the world. Their favorite bath product is bleach. The quickest (and funniest!) way to anger a Virgo is to touch their things. Go into their room and move their pens around and them watch them have a nervous breakdown. Virgos are very intelligent people and like order. However, they don't really sleep much because of their continuous worrying. "How many calories were in that brownie?" "Do aliens really exist?" "DID I REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE STOVE?!" All Virgos suffer from OCD and are picky eaters.
- Libra: Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac. They are also the most indecisive. The quickest way to kill a Libra is to make them pick where to eat for dinner. A Libra's favorite thing to talk about is their love life. For every light on Broadway, there is a lovestruck/heartbroken Libra. Luckily they get over breakups pretty quickly. After staying in bed for 2 weeks, badmouthing their ex to ALL of their girlfriends, listening to Taylor Swift nonstop, and the occasional tire-slashing, they're pretty good to go. Libras flock in groups. If you see one, there's 20 more hiding in her handbag. They're the girls who go to the bathroom in groups. All Libras are female.
- Scorpio: Scorpios are secretive and possessive. And don't forget obsessive. Once something has caught their eye, they will pursue it relentlessly. They are the people who Facebook stalk others. Often times you won't even know a Scorpio has been doing this. It will just be the occasional shadow you see out of the corner of your eye or the creak in you floorboards at night. The quickest way to get stung by a Scorpio is to betray them. Cheat on them or worse yet, tell someone their deepest darkest secrets, and you will regret your very existence. But here's the thing: they won't yell at you, they won't throw things; the police will just find your body 3 days later floating in the ocean. But as long as you're trustworthy and never EVER leave their sight, you should be okay.
- Sagittarius: Sagittarius is a ball of fun. An irresponsible, reckless ball of fun. It's always fun to hang out with a Sagittarius, that is until someone calls the cops because chances are if you're hanging out with a Sag, you're doing something illegal. Sagittarius people can do ridiculously stupid things and still never get hurt. They are the luckiest sign of the zodiac. They are those people who find $20 just laying in the street and get arrested but only spend the night in jail. It was a Sagittarius that invented the phrase "Do it for the Vine". All famous people are Sagittarians and all Sagittarians are famous.
- Capricorn: Capricorns are hard-working. Too hard-working. They will do anything to get to the top. They will step on people and use their appearance to get what they want. However, they party as hard as they work. In fact, they are usually the craziest ones on the dance floor. Out of all the signs, Capricorns are the funniest ones to watch get angry (as long as you're not the one they're angry at of course). Capricorns get frustrated like the rest of us, but their anger usually reaches a certain point where they lose it and sarcasm becomes their first language. It's at that point that all the fucks they gave go out the window. Capricorns always have the best insults.
- Aquarius: Aquarius people are... uh, unique. It is impossible to base what the Aquarius race looks like based off of just one. They come in all shapes and sizes. Just look for the tacky people and there's a 99% chance that they're Aquarians. Aquarius people also love technology. On that note, their rooms are fire hazards because of all the cords they have plugged in to the electrical outlets. It's difficult to push an Aquarius over the edge but when you do, their insults are usually below the belt. The hit where it hurts and either don't realize it or simply don't care. All Aquarians still live in their parents' basement and have attended ComicCon at least twice.
- Pisces: Pisces people are sensitive little fish. And by sensitive I mean crybabies. They are those people who held a funeral for their fish when they were kids (and probably still do). Pisces are also irresponsible. They often say that they'll do things but never do and usually it's because they legitimately forgot. All Pisces have the amazing ability to stay kids forever. They are easily amused an enjoy fantasy stories, especially where everybody lives happily ever after. All Pisces like anime and cosplay.
concept: me, eating freshly baked cookies right out of the oven. a dog props his head up on my lap. the potted plants are happy. my love snuggles up with me and the dog. the air is crisp. bernie sanders is president.
how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
Money
- earn $50-$100 by taking surveys
- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- how to save money
- How to Balance a Check Book
- How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- how to get free therapy
- what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
- how to make a doctor’s appointment
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- how to avoid a hangover
- a list of stress relievers
- how to remove a splinter
Emergency
- what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
- how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- how to pick a major
- how to avoid a hangover
- how to interview for a job
- how to stop procrastinating
- How to write cover letters
Travel
- ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
- Traveling for Cheap
- Travel Accessories
- The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
- How To Read A Map
- How to Apply For A Passport
- How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
- read the news
- leave your childhood traumas behind
- how to quit smoking
- how to knit
- how to stop biting your nails
- how to stop procrastinating
- how to stop skipping breakfast
- how to stop micromanaging
- how to stop avoiding asking for help
- how to stop swearing constantly
- how to stop being a pushover
- learn another language
- how to improve your self-esteem
- how to sew
- learn how to embroider
- how to love yourself
- 100 tips for life
the signs as dress colors
aries: gold and white
taurus: black and blue
gemini: gold and white
cancer: gold and white
aquarius: switch back and forth
capricorn: black and blue
pisces: gold and white
leo: black and blue
libra: both
virgo: gold and white
sagitarius: black and blue
scorpio: frog face
i think one of the most common dangers I run into in the edible and medicinal plant scene is the problem of “can you eat it” vs. “should you eat it”
a lot of websites and books these days will be like “ten wild plants you can use to make tea” without then listing the actual use for those teas because all they care about is the novelty of making your own tea from things you picked in the woods.
They tell you stuff like “A wonderfully cleansing medicine, it supports the liver, stimulates the flow of urine and the removal of waste by the kidneys.”
And people are so into the idea of cleansing their bodies of supposed toxins, that sounds great!
But what I know is that what they really mean is, this plant is a diuretic, meaning if you use it for tea, you’re going to peeing All. Day. Long. Every. Ten. Minutes.
Which isn’t fun if you’re on a hike or about to get back in your car and drive an hour home.
Some popular plants recommended for teas are used as contraceptives and morning after treatments. So here you are, trying to get pregnant, drinking your natural to rid your kidneys of impurities, being healthy as can be, and all along you’re taking birth control!
And if you’re already taking birth control and trying to not get pregnant, the plant can mess you up too.
There are plants that mess with antidepressants, and with blood pressure medicine, that make you sick to your stomach, that messes with your blood, and on and on.
And all of these sources will just list them as something you can eat, because hey, you won’t die if if you do!
Which is true, you’ll live, but at what cost!!!
Please remember herbal remedies and edible plants have always been consumed and applied with a PURPOSE, and unless you know what that purpose is, don’t consume them just because you can. It’s a bad idea.
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Planets in astrology and what they represent
Sun:
- your ego
- your nature
- not changing part of yourself
- the dynamic expression of your will
- what’s obvious about you for others
- your actions
Moon:
- what you see in yourself (not always)
- your emotional nature
- your (immediate) reactions
- unconscious behavior patterns you developed
- what satisfies you emotionally
- how you treat/nurture others
- usually only comes out when you’re in your comfort zone
- how you feel
- shows relationship with mother and women in general
- why you feel the way you feel
Mercury:
- communication
- thoughts
- way you analyze and understand
- transportation
- learning
- what kind of learning and communication you prefer
- “day-to-day” cleverness
Venus:
- love
- joy
- beauty
- harmony
- represents female
- how you express affection
- what you feel attracted to
- what you attract
- the way you spend your money
Mars:
- represents male
- conflict, aggression/forcefulness
- outright war
- sex drive
- physical energy
- vitality, energy level, style of action
- represents human will-initiative
Jupiter:
- good luck, success
- generosity/charity
- optimism
- knowledge, higher learning & breadth of vision
- frankness/honesty
- good-will
- confidence
- search for meaning and truth
- represents law & justice, philosphy, religion & metaphysics, education
- urge of self-improvement
- ethical, religious, philosophical standars
Saturn:
- limitation/boundaries
- safety
- practicality
- reality
- seriousness, structures
- ambition
- career & authority, hierarchy, conforming social structures
- concerns sense of duty/responsibility, discipline
- indicates the area in life in which you probably feel shame
- shows areas where you have to learn specific lesson
Uranus:
- unconscious urge to be aware of inner individuality (sun)
- flashes of insight
- revolution, change
- shock, disruptions
- forces sudden changes when necessary
- encompasses technology, electronic devices
Neptune:
- dissolves life’s patterns to teach new meanings
- things that are different from their appearance
- the illusive, unreal/unreality
- receptivity
- imagination, cloudiness
- confusion, delusion, illusion
- associated with acting/movies, compassion
- represents intangible (and makes it real)
Pluto:
- unconscious urge to live out your role in society’s evolution
- sexuality (act itself)
- obesssive desires
- transformation
- power
- ingredients of great wealth (investments, banking, etc.)
- drastic changes in civilization can be linked to Pluto since it’s the slowest planet and a whole generation is affected by it
- recklessness
- mental obsession, compulsion
- emotional resistance
- overall transcendence
There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.
